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Okay so.. update on Australia, for all you loyal readers who bother coming here :'D

Because blogger's old news, huh?

Anyway, my dad's met up with one of him old pals who's migrated here. Uncle Henghai/Tony. Hahah, so far he's placed second on my favourite dad's friends' list. And his house :O



There are like 10 million rooms in the house, and not expecting anything more we stumbled across their yard -yah YARD- not garden. They had the basketball hoop thing so we shot hoops likwhoa :D Managed to get likee 7 in BACKWARDS and was so very proud of myself.
That is, until I found out how tall basketball hoops really were.. lol. Seriously fail.

He has three sons.. yeah i know what you're thinking. I have two sisters, woo fate?

But hah no it isn't because
1. I don't date 11 year olds(Joshua, and he's the oldest)
2. HE FARTED ON MY BED.

Seriously! When he did, I was like. O__________O
Me and my sis went all cliche and said "Ewww!" EXACTLY like how men would describe girls in a comic book?
And he just laughed after doing that inanely disgusting thing(I didn't feel comfortable in bed that night). Then it hit me. I really don't know anything about guys. All this while, I kinda treated them like girls, thinking that what I was thinking at the time would be mirrored in their thoughts.
BOY WAS I WRONG! Their minds are COMPLETELY diff! I never knew! I don't have a brother.
Take the farting on my bed thing for instance. If I'd farted on his bed that loud I would be apologising like mad and definitely not laugh, unless he said "Good one!".
Also, I told him not to remove the bookmark in one of my books. After some rough-handling(ahh my book D:) the bookmark was gone and he just went "Oh".
Wow, again, I would be apologising like mad 'cos I don't like getting guys angry. It's so.. foreign :P


Anyway here we go lesson learnt. Don't let boys on your bed.

Computer ghost

I was typing something on fb and I was typing so fast(and um, the comp was laggy) that the words were coming long after I'd finish typing 'em.
It looked as if the computer was typing on it's own. Hahah, so I typed:




I was honestly freaked out :- l
Sigh. I am lame.

Photo blog!

teenyspacetostorethoughts.


where my fingers speak.

Mine and zue's :)

EDIT:
These are two separate blogs, not shared between Zu-en and me.

The one on top is hers and the other is mine. Uh. Enjoy!

EDIT(2):

okay, last one I promise!

....you have to click on the pictures. haha

Google, the genius!

Twinkle ♥

The next Hush Puppies model?

:D

Remember what I said about turning into a bat..?

audrey said:
so pweety (L)

- Jeremy Tan - said:
okla HAHA

audrey said:
AGREE. NOW.

- Jeremy Tan - says:
AGREE
AGREE
haha

audrey says:
good.
you are now a girl.

- Jeremy Tan - says:
HAHA

audrey says:
*sprinkle fairy dust*

- Jeremy Tan - says:
what A SCAM

audrey says:
congratulations jessica dear!

- Jeremy Tan - says:
*uses my ultra boyish forcefield
*manage to block ur girl dust*

audrey says:
*the girl dust penetrates your lousy boyish sheild because it is not boyish at all*

- Jeremy Tan - says:
*it is it has cool football pics of ARSENAL fabregas gigs pierre..
:D:D
and anti audrey HAHAHA jking =p


after a bit of normal conversation...

- Jeremy Tan - says:
*farts a cloud full of farty gas* poof ur a boy

audrey says:
NOOOOOOOOO
*sprays girl perfume on self*
poof imma gurl

- Jeremy Tan - says:
* turns out its fart scented*

audrey says:
*oh shit*

- Jeremy Tan - says:
somemore
shit
GOOD u r a guy :D

audrey says:
*puts a gajilion flowery clips on hair*
*wears pink kitten heels*
*reads twilight*

- Jeremy Tan - says:
*omg ur more like a gay now then a girl
*HAHAHAHAHAZ

audrey says:
*nono, i'm a girl! that's why it isn't gay

and so on :D



Hahaz, jeremy? -___-

Sometimes being a vegetarian sounds sooo good :P

OK, I'm going to be ranting now, be prepared :)

First of all, foie gras. If you didn't know, foie gras a delicacy in French and is made of duck liver. That alone is disgusting! Why would anyone eat organs?! Besides skin, but that's where all the meat is, so, LIVER? WHY?

Anyway, a duck's liver is pretty small, so yeah, not much of a meal. Just how do humans solve this problem? Instead of avoiding eating liver, they go against nature(LIVER IS NOT TO BE EATEN, obviously, THAT'S WHY IT'S SMALL) and try.. enlarging the bloody thing.

How do you make your liver larger?
By eating fatty stuff. Lots and lots of cholestrol.

How do you get a duck to eat large amounts of fat?
By stuffing a tube down the poor thing's throat and sending fats straight to it's stomach.

People who can't eat properly may use that method, but it's voluntary, and they do so because they're hungry, not so they can have their liver all nice and juicy for horrible, horrible, unsatisfied people who actually eat them. Imagine,

Idiotic Prick: Mmm, I'm glad a duck suffered so I could fill my belly with its liver, when I
could've eaten a nice chicken.

And I don't know about you, but when my dad mentioned the tube and duck, I started tearing a little. I was imagining like, this white duck struggling to escape and having the tube stuffed roughly into its mouth. *chokes*
Ducklings! *cries*

And, another animal cruelty, people in China(surprised, anyone?) eat animals while they're still alive. What're they, barbarians? At least even cavemen bothered killing the animal before eating them.

I saw a video of this fish breathing after being fried and poked at with chopsticks by stupid perky tv hosts. If I didn't know any better I would be wtf-ing now.

Arghhh. I feel so helpless. What can I do? This is happening all over the world, and who would listen?

Yes, animals are for us to eat, to keep to ecosystem balanced and etc. But is torture really necessary? Does it appeal to you, and trigger your appetite? If it does, you are one sick bast-

Anyway.

Sadly this was discussed during dinner. urk :(

One more thing. Shakira's music video, She-Wolf?
EW. And I watched it with my parents and 8 year old sister.

♫ yours would look better than mine cos you're outta my league

Holidays are bad despite how much I love it. :(
I woke up at FOUR P.M. yesterday. That's right! And because I woke up at 10 today, I kept yawning and blinking alot. I think, I'm going to become a bat pretty soon. Waking up in the evening and sleeping in the day(slept at four yesterday).
And then I'm going to go blind! Like a bat?

And if you haven't noticed, holidays are lazyfying me. See, I don't even bother typing out "making me lazy", I actually created my own word. And ended up typing even more hahaha :b

As an example I didn't shower yesterday. I showered today, at 3 am. WHATTHERHECK MANN

I didn't even bother updating my blog... Sorry blog.
But. Here I am?

...

So.. updates!
1. I found this pretty cool website: click me!

2. I flew a kite on my own! Then it flew away and now I have no desire to fly kites :( After that abandonment... [gay]I don't think I could take it anymore.[/gay]

3. I've finished watching all the Friends episodes(that Ryan didn't lose anyway)

4. I love Kevjumba.

5. Facebook is fun.

6. Blogging isn't. Not reaallyy :b

7. A cold caught me. Tissues everywhere, and my sneezes could probaly be used as millitary weapons because they are explosive! (haha. -.-)

8. FINALLY watched Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince.(srsly? I waited that long to wait some more?)

9. Have the Up, Transformers 2, The Proposal, Harry Potter 6, Orphan(nononono) dvds now.


Oh yeah, and I want to watch 500 Days of Summer! The guy reminds me of xiann alot :D He has that long oval face too, haha.

So, yay, blogged! *claps*

Dilemma!

:( woof

I just saw the same stray dog I fed last year still roaming around :(
Why are some people so mean?! Aaand, I was so excited I ran out barefoot, wooh. Do I love animals or what.

Dearest Maternal (L)

My mum woke me up from my nap by tickling my armpits and squishing my lips together. Which woke me up immeadiately and since it made her laugh I found it funny too :D
I think I should be really thankful that I have this awesome mum who zings me the way a friend would, aha.
Like when I was supposed to be revising, I started talking about a newspaper article about how to grow heavier and she went like, "Yes it also says to keep quiet and do your work."
No one bosses me around like that! Except, y'know, mum :p


Today:
English test results!
I was seriously dying, trying not to explode with extreme arrogance D: oh it's so hardddd.
But when Pn. Tan mentioned the word Audrey and highest in class, HONESTLY? I really felt like screaming as some of you could tell, 'cos my face looked really neutral and my eyes were kinda bugging out from the repressed exclaim.

And hah, I'm probaly typing this to no one, since you readers have given up coming here after my one month absence :(

*must go study science now*
*has transformed into Super Studious Audrey*


Bye

I love...

• eating chocolate without having to share with anyone.(Yes, now you know you're friends with a greedy pig who goes by the name Audrey :p Oh but hello, who isn't when it comes to chocolate? Seriously?

• The after shower feel. And smell. I smell very nice after shower :D owned is what the germs who thought they could set up residence on me are.

• When Twinkle(umm my dog) scratches at the door, so that she can come in to be pet by me.Especially when she starts whining when she realises it's locked. Ha ha silly dog ;p

• My new gigantic fridge.


Ok the end of that.

I'm quite happy with my results this time tho sejarah leaves much to be desired GAHHH, screwit :(

Aaand! The past drama is finally settling and I'm definetly feeling happier than I have been for weeks. But a moment of silence for this friend who rocks but only to me and a few other people. I'm sorry I can't be there for you dude :(

Ok I'm actually doing sejarah now, and mum's getting hissy, so tata, and HAH I blogged!

Aloha!

I'm on the net. And for this reason, I forgive the school for making us do projects.

Er, so what's there to blog about? What are blogs really for? Places to store random thoughts? I can't randomize my thoughts while I'm typing because it's like when you tell yourself, "Don't think about... your tortoise.", you automaticly do.
I guess the best way to think about random stuff is when you're bathing. Thing is, the thoughts all rush in, and I forget 'em as soon as a new thought enters. I need waterproof Post-Its.

HAHA I'M TOTALLY KILLING MYSELF STIFLING MY LAUGHTER AT CHONNY'S NEW VID!
I think I'm gonna choke.

Oh, Friday! was a very unproductive day. Oh yes, the good intentions were all there. Supposed to go hangout at Mosquito Park with Jerri after CF to study(YEAH, I KNOWW!) but ended up studyin'(if you can call it that) for an hour.
1/4 studying and 1/4 playing on swings 2/4 gossiping

We ended up in Atria for an hour+ maybe? searching for snacks and a gift for my mummy's b'day. Actually I think I sped up or time there compared to the time Jerrica would spend in Giant alone. Every food aisle we passed brought a reaction out of her.

Jerrica :Ooooh Mars, so long since I've eaten Mars...
Audrey: Yeah, but we don't need it.
Jerrica: Mmmm yeah... O my freaking gosh, TWISTIES!

Ookay, better end this now. The TMnet's being unstable so I have to grab the few seconds of a stabilized line. GO GO GO!

Till the next time I stumbe across this precious gift of the internet!

Meetin' where the train tracks end

I'll pray for your rotten soul, but He doesn't control you; he gave you will power and you waste it on that.





For fcebk;

is gutted.

This Romeo is bleeding.

Ah, my blog title. *is lame*

I really really hate dislike hate like dislike this NIE project. I can tell it's really stressing us out. Ok, maybe just Zue, 'cos I'm here blogging. MWAHAHA?

I feel quite guilty about 2 things. Lemme list 'em down.

1. Not helping Zue with the NIE project.

2. Slapping Adam. No wait, I owe him that much after taking all his flicking and pulling of the Those That Should Not Be Spoken Of(or pulled) like a man. Figuratively of couursee :S

Um, that is a list fail.

O well. I am no good at words, but I am fair at pictures. (HOLD OFF THE COMMENTS ABOUT THIS, I NEED LITTLE CRUMBS OF SELF ESTEEMNESS)

Perasan is the way.

So, pictures.

*terrible imitation of Drew Seeley*
Which is a good thing, of course. That we don't look like a guy.

It's TEN O'CLOCK... DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR CAT IS?

audrey says:
my brain not functioning right, right now

Sorry Scary Stressed Out Zue. Best not to be in the way of her rampaging scarifyingness.

I'm so tired! But I still have to print some stupid comics out and my printer makes farting noises. Right outside of my dad's room.

*geram*
*prepares to haul heavy printer with these fragile arms*

"Big strong man, where are you?"

Big strong man: *snores*

OK, never mind. I am a 21st century woman and I can do this!

*

Help,

I've forgotten how to pack my bag. Um. The books go into the bag, yes?

You know this heart won't slow down now.

This blog is dead :(
Funeral scheduled at 12am, tomorrow. Haha.
*sprinkles life dust on blog* Blog is now healthy and shiny and radiates :D

Just came back from 4 day trip to Terengganu. Did not manage to swim or do anything concerning water, besides drinking and showering. Why? I'll leave that to your imagination.

As usual I've got million and one pics; will update 'em laters. Too busy watching a certain dance scene to bother with pics.

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Oh, alright, I won't leave you in the dark! It's the scene from Another Cinderella Story. Hot guy tangos with Selena Gomez. Mmmmm. If only not for the pretty lame title, I think this show would be quite a hit with the cynics :P

If you see a (L) on my msn personal message, know that it's for a certain guy named Joey Parker!

He is so love :(

You're like the earth and I'm the moon.

Aaah another good day. At Curve all day and bought their rule-defying currypuffs. Cheap and good. Thenn we bought a new table lamp and other important stuff like placemats. What would you do without them??

Then Pizzahut for dinner. Mmmmm food is the best. I'm quite addicted to it now. It has become a tastebud relief instead of a human need.

Anyway one day I shall have a part time job at Famous Amous. Because the whole sho smells so good. And so I'll save money on deodorant seeing that I'll smell so good. Not that I need them in the first place! Uh. I'd also be able to sneak it a few cookies :D
I mean, it's not like they count them, right?

Mwahaha, Audrey out to rob the world of cookies.


Here's a funny story. (Not really, but it's kinda amusing) (Maybe not amusing, but sort of entertaining)

At Curve, Anissa broke her slipper. So we wanted to go to Bata to buy her one(this is really the best excuse to buy new shoes. I will destroy my shoe straps when we go out next time) but Anissa couldn't slide her feet there. I then, jokingly and stupidly offered to piggyback her. And so I did. It was not very pleasant...

I'm sorry Pow, Felicia, and Michele, now I know how it feels like to piggyback. Even though you insisted that I was light.
My left arm feels like it's gonna give way everytime I hold something. Feel like I've just gone for cheer prac.

Oh and my mom got me some books for an early b'day present. Cool. I won't be getting any sleep tonight!


And I killed a mozzie when I randomly slapped my hands at the back of my head. Nothing more satisfying than that! 8-)

BTW,

1.Astro sucks in the afternoon. Thank God for Kevjumba, hehehe! I'm so over Ryan Higa..

2. The original Powerpuff Girls rock harder. Butt out, anime.

Spaghetti for lunch (L)

Ooh exams are over! I feel so.. so.. so... um, well. Maybe it takes time for the freedom feel to kick in :/


I can't help feeling happy tho.. Went shopping at Cold Storage and now our cabinets are full of junk food. I'm just gonna laze around and watch the tv while and GAIN SOME WEIGHT! Something I haven't gotten around to do will finaly be done. To do nothing.

Aaargh! My jaw seems worse! I keep locking it when I sleep and when I wake up I don't dare to move my mouth. It's not that painful but it's quite annoying ;p

Lyd came over yesterday. I managed to delete some stupid pic she took of me in school, earlier. Yeeesh I was imitating Jun Wei doing some hand motions and then? Snap. I'm too vulnerable around cameras :(

Anyway she didn't allow me to delete it so we had a little chase around my garden, haahah. Yeah.. that was a stupid idea. Perspired like mad. I managed to delete it anyway! HAHA LOSER, LYDIA!

And then we climbed my gate to get a glimpse of some hot guy jogging. He jogged at 1pm with sunglasses. Pffft crazy guy.

Aaand ponteng-ed school today. My mom wanted me to go but I "forgot" to set my alarm at 6am and "accidentaly" told my maid I didn't wanna go to school when she came to wake me up. I heard my mom downstairs at 8am and thought "Wthck is she still doing here??" then I pretended to sleep till her car went off.

I also stayed in bed for a few minutes to read like I used to do on weekends. But didn't last long 'cos I thought of the computer and tv and I've been awake since 2 hours ago so my tummy was angry. Haha, personifikasi, lol.

Anyway blogging is overrated and nowadays only really hardworking people bother posting up those long posts. I don't exactly have anything else to do... but I'd rather not spend it blogging, ahah. So.. till the next time I get inspiration! ;p

Whooza naughty gurrrrrl?

I found the key to my dad's room and smuggled the computer out.



:D

Not that kinda girl.

Fcebk should have spelling check or something. Hahaha

Twinkle went for a major operation, Friday! Okay, why? Let me start from the beginning. Which is what I've been telling everyone.(I think I've memorised th whole thing on account of repeating it so much)

Ahem.

Twinkle has heartworm and uterus disease. (this is where you gasp and start omg-ing)

Heartworm is where a worm is in the heart... Please, call me Captain Obvious ;p

And when the doc took a sample of her blood he found a worm, about 5 red blood cells long in it. So.. to cure the heartworm, the vet has to put arsenic cream on Twink's back which'll break the worm into pieces. Thing is, the worm's pieces might enter her organs and infect them, but they have steroids to control it. BUT to use steroids, Twinkle's organs need to be in top condition.

But.. they weren't. Her uterus was infected, so you see the problem.

That's why she went for an operation to remove the uterus. We were worried, before b'cos there was a chance she was too old for it and might'n survive the operation. But thank God.. :)

Hmmm the word "but" is really hangat here, hahah.

Okay, anyway Twinkle has stitches now! Come over if you wanna see her, number 18 down Rueben Lee's row. Every morning I have to wipe iodine on her stitches to clean it.

All I can say is ewww. Stitches. Yuck!

Just realised how much I've missed him.

Ice-cream for the little minutes I had with him taken for granted.

Ice-cream for finishing my Geo project.

... The only kid I ever loved :(

I wanna go cry into my blanket now.

lulz oemgiezz roflzmaoooxx

I like, pinned my like, hair today, like lolzzzxx.





stars for me!

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Yes, I agree that was a really lame way to start a post.

Went for Maju today.. the first time I've gone without doing anything there. Normaly I'd come home sweating from stunts but. Hahah I laughed so much today, and I think I touched a wrapper Aaron licked all over. Sure gonna get AIDS the next day.

Harhar. Look at my 8 year old sister's(WHO GOT AN MP3 TODAY) blog post:

so sad for my sister (Audrey)I don`t mean to make her mad>:( .I just post aout her because she was the only thing i could think of cause i was posting my blog.btw if you see this Audrey jie jie hope you don`t get mad


Doubled over laughing when I saw this. What the heck man! Argh, nevermind. Let her have a good laugh when she's my age.

...

Do the Hellen Keller and talk with your hips!






shite, my mom -.-
she's being overly dramatic.. again.

Jazz me up.

Tonight we're bringing my dad out for dinner as a late birthday present.
I think this is how it feels like to have no time(which I have never understood till now) because I haven't made any birthday cards that I have promised! I feel horrible. Shucks la, what to do?
I feel so distant everytime I have the opportunity to do something on my list.

...

Haha, I've been planning to post about this certain thing for ages now.

WHAT ZU-EN AND I LAUGH ABOUT LIKE NOBODY'S BUSINESS.
1. Doing the Ryan Higa's chicken nod while singing Happy Boom Boom with the horny/retard face.
2. Imitating Uncle's "This is your future" and "Many years of wisdom" and "Might as well kick them out, no need to join tuition!" in a deep voice. Which sounds kinda like cheer voice.
Just thinking about it now.. hahaha.
3. Imitating shuffling.
4. Doing the "I am Teck Yoong!" voice.
5. Imitating lalas!
6. Screaming at each other, "DEVIL CURSE!" and "NO IT'S NOT, I'M GONNA SCRIBBLE YOUR BAJU KURUNG!"
7. Something about volleyball.

Aaaand more but I cannot remember :/
I love class now! And omg I have a boyfriend :0!(HHAHAHAHA that is up to you to believe or not)


mmm I'm hungry. I hope we go soon.



ps: I'm wearing a skirt!

Ouch.

Now that I know what I'm missing, I don't feel like getting up tomorrow.

Left in the shoebox.

Experiment, last year.

Success!

Feel-good day.

Before anything, I'd like to say;
Happy b'day aaron c and adam(25/4)!
And junwei!(yeah, right.)

Uggggg. I just read my sister's blog and ugggg. I really must teach her how to blog.


...

Hey, today was fun! Even though.. yeah. Anyway, today was that great that I can't wait for next week! I have a Fabregas on my shoe now, ahha.

Tried putting some of my MSN history into my iPod. Yes, I know, "eee lifeless". I was like, yes! when it went successfully but when I checked, it was with codes and stuff. Didn't look like my convos..
I'm no techie so I just gave up. Who could understand all those codes?

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I heard Kev got hit with a shoe, haha! Kian Ong's shoe, which makes it about ten times funnier.
Zue and I wrote some stuff to Kevin.. which reminds me, I'm going to pay a visit to FS. Yes, remember, Friendster?


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Ahh, why does the sporadic passion for guitar goes as fast as it comes?


Note the new word some of you may not understand. Wikiorg it up.

Got it from Breaking Dawn, which reminds me, I'm gonna go to Steph Meyer's web to see what's going on, anyway, Breaking Dawn, 'bout every five pages I read, there're about.. five new words to learn.






Gonna go wii now, bye!
(ohno i've turned into those who greet their blogs, dashdotdash)

Wordless musiccccc.

Not.. quite dead yet. haha!

Twist my tongue :B

Say PockycopyRocky 3 times fast! Unless you have a super wiggly tongue, I doubt you'll make it to the second time.

I'm in love with a:

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Aaah :)
I must be having one of those days teenagers yearn for unconciously.
Searching good gutar tabs, the Wii is on with MarioKart, pizza for dinner, aircond is on, guitar on my lap and... parents aren't home. We get to.. *winks suggestively* ...play the computer while eating!


Thing is.. how do I play guitar with pizza in my hand? :(



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The Pmr Seminar was.. boring and filled with guys who make horrible attempts at being funny.
Haha there was some geeky fellow who kept staring at jen, starting conversations and ending them before we heard them.
Arghh and after Jen left early, he walked past me and asked "Where's your friend?" and continued walking immediately when he saw I wasn't listening. Then, according to the person next to me, while I was sleeping resting my eyes and iPod-ing, he stopped at my chair and stared at me.

THIS IS GROSSER THAN JERRICA'S STITCHES!









Oh no 7pm already! This day is ending way to fast! >(

"Save your energy. Whatever"

I'm addicted to my beloved guitar again! Yet to find a name for him.
Thanks to zuee I gots new and improved songs! Jedimindless, all credits go to zu-en.

Hm, watching Slumdog Millionaire now. Woohoo he won 20 million rupees, 1.5 mill ringgit.. Ooh I was about to say only but sayyy that's quite a lot.



Argh I just realised how much I need the internet right now! Too many things to do ugh, and when I have nothing to do on the net I wish I had something to do, and now that I DO have something to do I waste in on MSN :0

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Argh, okay I've learnt my lesson. Never sit in a cross legged position for over an hour with a guitar on your lap, because... gah my poor dead leg.
I need some special place to dump my guitar, something soft and cushiony and green and someplace that's near my room and kitchen.



some kinda seminar tomorrow. I don't want to go but.. ngeh.

BYTHEWAY

Oh, yes, I forgot to mention, OTTS is becoming very violent :(


Where is Ethan and Haley????

No really, I'm not dead!

I think it's safe to say that my blog's abandoned(again)!

Jerrica:( bloody. BEND YOUR LEGS LA HOIIIII.
I'LL VISIT ON MONDAY


Aaah I'm addicted to Kaili's laugh, nyaHAHAHAHHAHAHA!
ohshit. Speaking of Kaili.. No more cheer.

"My life is going to be so dead weiii!" -Zu En.
"Shit I'm going to get fat weiiii" -Zu En.

En. Khairul! Listen to the desperate cries of your OBVIOUSLY VERY SLIM AND UM SEXY student. Hope Zue read that..


On a completely unrelated matter..
(R) Kevίии wkj ` said:
and we said after he does kungfu with my mum that night HAHA

(R) Kevίии wkj ` said:
kungfu*

audrey? said:
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA


Hehe, okay you don't get it, and you're giving the computer a wth face now. But I laughed out loud and started coughing. MY MOUTH IS UNDER ATTACK WITH ULCERS AND SORE THROAT AND METAL THINGS STUCK ON MY TEETH!



Skipped CF today. aaaaAAaaAAaaAaah, sara :(



I haven't been listening to my iPod lately. Time for new songs!
L, is for the way you look at meee, O, is hmmhmm lala laaa lala, V, is veryveryy extraordinary, E, is.. uhh lalalalalala tonighhtttt!

Limewiring it now. Why does it keep asking me if I want the latest version? I don't want it. Costs money right? Ah oh maybe because I keep clicking "later".






Okay I've run out of steam. Over and out
Roger

It's Friday the 13th!.. again.

We got violated today :(
Thank God I didn't bring my "socks".
Right, Sara? :D


Aaah! I have no idea what to wear for special night. I mean a 2 day notice isn't really enough mann :(
Oh well, what to do. It's pretty much the same thing as last year, ransacking my closet and leaving a mess behind for 4 days.. :D
I hope my mom let's me go out on Sunday! Me and Bra shall do some veryveryvery last minute shopping.

Relax, to start all over again.

I "JAMMED" W JERRI TODAY... We took strawberry and raspberry jam and made toast.
haha just kidding. Used the piano to create some okayokay melody and let liang hear it.


niceright,niceright


Movie marathon todayy, sort of. More like camwhore day, haha.
Don't know what we did in school for so long for. Kieran ruined a movie for me, grr!
Anyway, some pictures that aren't too embarassing..

Advertising for Coke.

We took like 3 shots to get it right, haha.

Jerri insisted on having the name being shown, "nooo twist it here so can seee".
hahaha.

Advertise for PizzaHut.
lamelamelame

from nerdy 13..



to fun fourteen? Haha.

lazy to post fifteen. Next time lah :D

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Watched Prince Caspian, Narnia! Wayyyyy better than the last one. And WOW MAN, EDMUND AND PETER, hehe. Watched Pearl Harbour for the second time of my life and fully understood it. DANNY AND RAFEEE :D will post pics of them later.

Cos I already arranged my paragraphs and photos nicely, and you know how downloading new pics affects the entire setting of your post? Sho annahyeng.

Whaaaaat?! Friends not showing tonight 'cos of American Idol. Isssshhhh

Worthy of a 2nd post in a minute.

I was surfing.. blogs.. And I got-
Origin Old English Related names:
1. Audree
2. Audelia
3. Audene
4. Audessa
5. Audi
6. Audie
7. Audra
8. Audrea
9. Audreen
10. Audri
11. Audria
12. Audrie
13. Audrielle
14. Audrina
15. Audris
16. Audry
17. Audrye

Aaah makes Audrey sound so plain.

My eyelash keeps shedding.

WAHHH so jealous of my mom right now; she's in Aussie enjoying life. :(


Aussie= baby Joshua. Skyped her earlier, haha, and saw Josh crawling so fast like.. like.. like a speeding tortoise! And he can sit already! So cute! Like.. like.. like Baby!


.. Baby is my tortoise. In case you didn't know.

I can't believe it's March already. Did it pass this fast last year? Maybe it's 'cos I've been enjoying myself so far.. Also maybe because there hasn't been any drama.. so far. But it's here already. The first drama of the year :0
Not a very big one tho, unlike form 1.. when Aidan Lee was around, aha. Kena slapped by somebody.

I lost a keychain in tuition.. shoot. Bloody...
It's so weird, I was thinking, hey, maybe I should tighten this thing... then got distracted.
And we can't blame God 'cos that was probaly a sign.

So anywayy, I watched this show Catch and Release(woah hot guy alert, nee no nee no) and I learnt a lesson from it:
If you get this "feeling", listen closely and don't do what you were about to do.
Uhh.. yeah I don't get what I just typed too, so okay, examples, examples, hmmm..


K, like if your friend was gonna cross the road when the green light's on and you have this nigging thought that says "He might get hit", LISTEN TO IT.
Cos even though he's done that a million times before and not a scratch on him, that nigging thought might be the only sign God's gonna let you in on to save your friend. So.. that's what I'm gonna do :D
I won't be able to bear it if any of you die or get hurt on my watch.
Hehehehe SO PASSIONATE, gahah. Don't kno what's wrong with me now.

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Ooh I watched HSM 3. I think they're pretty good! Definitely more funny. But who am I to judge? I laugh at things that probaly aren't funny. I love Ryan and Sharpaylah! And the choreography right.. makes me feel like taking up dancing! But only after PMR.. Peh. Stupid important exam.

Oh and since I'm blogging, might as well..

To Chris.. haha, told you I found some pics. :P

Prince Charming.. wheeeert?

and, for Ra..

flyer?

um..

maybe not.

Can see the Unggulians stopping to stare in awe at the Amazing Alynna. Hahaha. Just look at their faces. I'll bet they're quaking in their boots thinking about what Hebat can do.

I feel.. weird. :( obviously the bad kind.

My sis and I have the same taste in guys! Awesome.

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Valentine's Day! I really did not expect any presents, so I didn't even make any. Not even for Jerri :0
So, thanks ashtalisuetmeijerrilydfeland everyone, agh you make me feel so guilty.
I think the Career thing was really useless because most presents haven't arrived yet.

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GOING CF CAMP, OH YESSSSSSSSSSSSS! Hah hah hah so happy!
But. There's a catch. If I don't study hardcore, I'm going to have to pull out and my mom'll take RM200 from my angpau. Oh goshhh :S
Get ready for the new, nerdy Audrey!

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Maju cheer, haha, we aren't bad :D

'S tiring tho, my legs went all wobbly today 'cos I fell and slammed my arse and hit some butt nerve, haha.

OOH I GTG HAHA, MY MOM JUST THREATHENED TO CANCEL ME GOING FOR CAMP

darnnn she knows my weakness.

Caught In The Act!

Yes. They are doing what you think they're doing.

Bittersweet love spat.

not... quite dead yet.

Aah I had my third dream of baby Josh last night. "Strangely" this always happens after watching a vid of him in my ipod.

Updates:

1. I haven't counted my angpau money yet.

2. I'm aching all over because.. well, if you haven't been listening of course you wouldn't know why.

3. I can spring roll!(badly)

4. I actually like school.

5. Turns out, I'm light.

6. I actualy like science and maths.

7. I'm not sure whether 'actualy' has two Ls or one. They both look right..

8. I just checked. it's two Ls. oops :D

9. Had my braces colour changed.

10. Bought like 10 latihan books.. Bring on the pressure!

11. Pn Tan(eng teacher) loves writing. Bring on the rushed handwritings and wasted pen inks!

12. Meranti is confirmed the worst class in form 3. Greeeeat.

13. Taking naps almost every single day. Weird, I hate afternoon naps.. they waste time, 'cos that's what nights are for.

14. Valentine's Day is coming and I'm lacking the excited feeling.. (gee.. wow.. what a surprise..)

sick of the comp screen. ta!

Money money money

Donated 15 cups of water, and 8 cents.
Dont worry, 25 cents buys a whole meal for kids there..



25 cents is half the price of one fishball in our school. People have lost common sense to greed and survival. Stupid.

Nothing to do?

Well, then, click on the websites under my cbox! Those sites are helping poor people all over the world.
One of the websites, if you answer correctly, at least 0.25 cents is given to the poor kids. Another one gives free flour, and etc.
Seriously, go for it. What are you gonna do anyway? Blog? Dota? Does that help anyone, really?


Try! You have no idea how good it felt. unless you try :D

Jolly Shandy and Anglia

oooh, baby, they make me feel like a man.

I just realised, I forgot to tag people on my last tag.. Doing the world flavors. I mean favours.

Ahh I love CNY la, the cookies! And the $, like om-guh. Haha, om-guh, got it from Chonny..

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Aaaanyway, got back from my mom's friends party.
one word. My mom's friend: RICH. Like, holycrapshitfuyohh rich.
One two three four.. oops, more than one word.

Their huge house is the kind where you enter from upstairs. They have a pug. My gosh, that dog has sinus probs. It was cute, but a lil freaky.. I mean, you get the feeling like it was having a seizure or something, by the way it was breathing.

Anyway, she(mom's friend) has 4 sons, andd they're into music, so they have practicaly everything a band needs, minus a piano. I counted. SIX GUITARS asdfghjkl, I only have one.

They played for us, they're pretty good, I guess, I was paying more attention to the drums tho.

They also have:
Nintendo Wii
A million Wii games
Xbox
PS2
A million and one PS2 games
A really wide flat screen tv
Guitar Hero
The drum thing which works like a Guitar Hero

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Mel Leong was there too! (ah, thank God), and we did abit of sneaking around the guys' bedroom 'cos she hasn't been in one before, hahhaa. One guard the stairs, one sniffsniff 'round the rooms.

JUST LIKE LAST TIME!

Mmgah the guys' rooms are cleaner than mine. And I liked the smell of one dude's room. Smelt like Ikea. :D

Drums are kickass cool.

Where the grass is greener.

How is it possible that my arm feels even more injured than before? Now I can't do anything with it, lifting it up hurts ohsoooo muchh. Hehe, I'm such a whiner :)

Now that I'm back from the kampung-ish where-everyone-speaks-chinese-Seremban I have an official, recorded
New Year Resolution #1: Learn some chinese and don't be such a banana.

Back to the subject at hand! I think I was real mean to my guy cousins. The tiny ones(ahh that doesn't make it less mean) but they were really, really getting on my nerves! I think I wasn't set for hanging out with immature little monsters, hahaha. Ooohhh, shit, I hope their moms don't read this, heh.

Anywayy, I'm off to another party.. My family's friend. They always have "the good stuff" ;)

Be

Happy Chinese New Year!

This chinese new year...

what's on Audrey's mind?

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Now you know what my priorities are ;)

Gpsh, I can't stand seeing the word "prosperity" and "good luck" and all those Greeting Card Words anymore! It's all too corny and fake and everything, I mean, do you REALLY want them to have a prosperous life when you send them that message? Not really, right? So why don't you just send a "Hey, happy cny! Save an ang pau for me ;)", like what you really mean.

Haha, sorry, I'm not pointing fingers here, just thought I might let you on what I really think about this. Nowadays I'm really lethargic about festivals and I'm not sure why :(

I dont want to be lethargic about it! But all the same, I just feel like wearing my loose shorts and just.. slacking. Or relaxing. At home, where there's Astro and internet mann!

Mmm Back To California by Sugarcult.

Lil more 'bout yourself.

Before I start,:
RYAN HIGA ROCKS AT EDDIE CULLENNNN :D

kay, just wanna geddit off my chest.
Thanks Jerri.. for your tagging me, just what I needed

1. Are you bored with your current holiday?
YES

2. Who is more important to you? friends or boyfriend?
Hmm.. no boyfriend, (hmm boyfriend looks weird to me, maybe cos I havent seen it in a while) so, friends. OK don't be pissed at me, jerrijenlydrac'menkev and all :0

3. Have you ever thought of getting married?
Not really.

4. Do you think you have enough confidence?
When in an important time to have it, yeah.

5. How many babies do you want?
4! So that each of them have a lil partner to play with. Two elder boys and two daughters. I already have names! Aurora and Ariel. I like the letter A.

6. What is your goal for this year?
Get 7 As for Pmr. (as expected, :)
Don't judge so easily.
Get like an A for koku.
Please my mom with my newfound responsibility.. heh.. right.

7. Do you believe in eternal love?
UH YEAH DUH.

8. In your opinion, what are the characteristics of the perfect boy/girlfriend?(5 characteristics):
1. Funny.
2. Eh.. looks that fit my taste.
3. Unselfish.
4. Strong christian.
5. And fit! c(:
honestloyaldowntoearthtalkative, and more I can't think of right now.

9. What feeling do you love most?
When I get an sms or IM from someone.

11.What were your first few ambitions?
Artist,
Pet shop owner(some things never change, haha),
Drummer(this was when I was.. 11. Haha)

12. Do you cherish every single friendship of yours?
Only certain ones :S

13. What does flying mean to you?
Something I'll never be able to do:( Imagine if people could fly? We could save so much on stairs and elevators, lifts. Pollution would probaly take a big dip in the charts, 'cos with flight, who needs cars?

Stupid laws of gravity.

14. Who do you love?
My family, baby Joshua, Foon yeeyee, people who aren't miscalled friends, GOD, and myself.

15. Who do you think is hotter? Edward Cullen or Jacob Black?
Duh, Jacob. Edward is so cold, according to human Bella. Aha, that was soo uber lame :D

16. Describe the person who tagged you in 7 words.
She is such an awesome friend and-


..Shoot.

17. What would you really like to do right now?
I want to put my head on a guy friend's chest, haha.

18. What will you become in the next 10 years?
Hopefully, in process of being a zoologist.

19. How to find the right partner?
I'll try not to look for him. It's just like a clock, the more you look, the longer it seems to take.

20. What are you wishing for right NOW?
I wish I could crack that stupid pulled muscle in my arm back to normal so I don't have to move it around so slowly. Haha.



Hmm I like watching stuff on dogs on National Geo or Animal Planet. Whichever:P

WHAT THE-

heck? Cf, once every two weeks. Gee, wonder who's behind it. Sara soo was soo hyper 'bout CF today,

12pm
"Oh em gee, 12 o'clock! Oh em gee I can't wait for CF weyyyy!"

12.30pm
*jumps up* "Let's go! Let's goooo!"

Ran back home to change into PJ clothes, and dashed back to school, and straight to cf, then to maju cheer practice.

Hm, what's missing here? Oh yeah, LUNCH!
Well, the first Friday after the hols lunch is an option. That's a serious downer, cf once in a fortnight. Did I use that word right? Fortnight seems to be a word I get confused about, like kita and kami, haha.


"So how's Form 3?" seems to be the most popular question nowadays.
My first reply would be automatic; It's okaylah. Then my real thoughts about how form 3 is, will start with a "but".
"But all the homework..., but my science and moral teacher..., but CF..., but why can't we enter using the canteen entrance..., but this, but that.


How bout the good butts? Buts, sorry, haha.

But:
I like waking up early.
I like having free time in the afternoon.
I like cheer (sorta, when the captain isn't screaming at you)
I like looking cool to the form 1s and 2s. (hahahaha, yeahh suuuuure)

WELL, overall, form 3 is pretty much like form 2. With the addition of daily mountains of homework,(3 essays to copy in one Eng period), the panda eyes, the rush through breakfast.

So don't tell me I can't wake up at 10am, watch tv the whole day on holidays.

please?

Baby Joshuaaa:)
I miss having a tiny 7kg human in my hands! Someone stow me away to Aussie!
Then drop me off at Lower Templestoe, Victoria, Melbourne... forgot the rest of the address,haa
Kay, I exceeded the online time my dad gave so

chow!

Sentimental.

That's why Noah wanted two of each

Busybusybusy moving photos into the right folders. And I have 3000+ pics. Help me!

Changed on both sides.

Outside:
Bangs and braces!

Inside:
Not talking bad behind people's backs so much now:)
And doing more homework. shock!

That's really something to be proud of! Bah, I only have to top of my teeth done for braces, bottoms will come a few months late. One of a kind in school, heheh.

AND, hah, I can still say "S", in your face, Jerri.
I already have cuts on both cheeks(I have repeated this for the 5th time already) and I have mini toothbrushes now!

I can't eat any nuts, or hard stuff. That's not so bad.. But(there's always a but) I keep feeling pressure on my teeth and I feel like they're gonna fall off anytime.

Ohyeah. Went for family potrait today :D
Like, the first time in a long time putting make up, heh. It's nice to feel pretty for a while..

As usual, I have some photos.. but I'm too lazy to download them now. Lazy to do anything but watch tv.. 'cos that doesn't take up much brain power.

Audrey craves for:
Roti canai for brekkie, and for someone to send credit to my phone. <-that's not really a craving..

Inanimate objects can talk!

Jewelry can convince people to punch holes into their body to make way for them.

I'm not saying it's bad, I want a belly ring, hehe. But definitely not nose ring, 'cos I'll get a phobia of picking my nose, :S

How To Laugh At Midnight.

More Prnt Scrn scraps.

Attempt #1 at having both faces being weird funny:

Attemt #2:

I told you to hold still, haha. ;p

sofun!