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Okay so.. update on Australia, for all you loyal readers who bother coming here :'D

Because blogger's old news, huh?

Anyway, my dad's met up with one of him old pals who's migrated here. Uncle Henghai/Tony. Hahah, so far he's placed second on my favourite dad's friends' list. And his house :O



There are like 10 million rooms in the house, and not expecting anything more we stumbled across their yard -yah YARD- not garden. They had the basketball hoop thing so we shot hoops likwhoa :D Managed to get likee 7 in BACKWARDS and was so very proud of myself.
That is, until I found out how tall basketball hoops really were.. lol. Seriously fail.

He has three sons.. yeah i know what you're thinking. I have two sisters, woo fate?

But hah no it isn't because
1. I don't date 11 year olds(Joshua, and he's the oldest)
2. HE FARTED ON MY BED.

Seriously! When he did, I was like. O__________O
Me and my sis went all cliche and said "Ewww!" EXACTLY like how men would describe girls in a comic book?
And he just laughed after doing that inanely disgusting thing(I didn't feel comfortable in bed that night). Then it hit me. I really don't know anything about guys. All this while, I kinda treated them like girls, thinking that what I was thinking at the time would be mirrored in their thoughts.
BOY WAS I WRONG! Their minds are COMPLETELY diff! I never knew! I don't have a brother.
Take the farting on my bed thing for instance. If I'd farted on his bed that loud I would be apologising like mad and definitely not laugh, unless he said "Good one!".
Also, I told him not to remove the bookmark in one of my books. After some rough-handling(ahh my book D:) the bookmark was gone and he just went "Oh".
Wow, again, I would be apologising like mad 'cos I don't like getting guys angry. It's so.. foreign :P


Anyway here we go lesson learnt. Don't let boys on your bed.